Captain
Speech first. Budget later.
“From this day forward, we are no longer individuals. We are ONE.”
Alchemy of Debtors
The six
Flag of the Alchemy of Debtors. One of them is checking a debt alert for ₦47,500.
Navigator
Reads the map. Notices the fuel last.
“We've run out of fuel.”
Lookout
Sees treasure. Asks how much.
“Then why are we still standing here?!”
Gunner
Holds the pistol. Hides the phone.
“Captain… we have a problem.”
Quartermaster
Counts cups. Never counts cash.
“So who is paying the debt?”
The Sixth
Always short. Always asking.
“Guys… can I borrow ₦1,000?”